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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad


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ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*


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earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me


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doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"


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becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET
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becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET


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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.
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ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.


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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!


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