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eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words


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sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response


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vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better
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vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better


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cumbermoonfall:

anusing:

do you ever just know you typed your pasword wrong but you still press the login button

its called faith


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sometimes-i-understand-the-joker:

I CANNOT BELIEVE JUST HOW FUCKING QUICKLY EVERY WHISPER IMAGE HAS TURNED INTO HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!

#hail hydra   
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lotrlockedwhovian:

slowlyxfading:

calamity-cloud:

cameryncats:

vaeugly:

stupid-face-karen:

dikhead:

this would sort of explain déjà vu

well fuck

do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying” we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore

what the fuck dude

My brain hurts

YOUR MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

*opens up skull* *itches brain* width=

lotrlockedwhovian:

slowlyxfading:

calamity-cloud:

cameryncats:

vaeugly:

stupid-face-karen:

dikhead:

this would sort of explain déjà vu

well fuck

do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we “die” at the end, and after “dying” we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore

what the fuck dude

My brain hurts

YOUR MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE

*opens up skull* *itches brain*


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witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.


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mishasminions:

unraveled-sarcasm:

ironychan:

tazerbitchinheels:

This is disgusting. I love it.

I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”

Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?

hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.

CAN RDJ JUST WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO BE A GOD AMONGST MEN


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sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby


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rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way


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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

ilikeklh:

heyheydeaness:

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

image

imagef

And there’s the supernatural fandom


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rachaelbrach-hero:

unburnt-the-mother-of-dragons:

morfiantra:

I love how you can literally see the will to live leaving his eyes

I love how you can see “I done fucked up now” enter his eyes.

I love how you can see the “I just took a fear induced shit in my pants” all over his face
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rachaelbrach-hero:

unburnt-the-mother-of-dragons:

morfiantra:

I love how you can literally see the will to live leaving his eyes

I love how you can see “I done fucked up now” enter his eyes.

I love how you can see the “I just took a fear induced shit in my pants” all over his face


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cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image
and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿


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